Jan 26 2009
This Is My First Time So Be Gentle.
Okay so Before i offend anyone i want to get it out on the table i will say whatever want, no subject is safe exept hollywood and whatever is going on in so and so’s life unless i decide to beat them down for blowing $3000.00 on a dinner for two when i get bad looks from jolly Saint Nick for ONLY putting five bucks in that bucket to reward him for standing in weather so cold that we now have to worry about eskimos jumping the border! Ah, I have made my first point but dont worry i have nothing against the eskimos nor do i hate africans or mexicans or anyother race so PLEASE dont call me racist cause I HATE EVERYONE!!! Each and everyone of you out there has done something to piss me off BUT if you are cold and i am not i will give you my jacket except that santa prick, lets see how he likes it when i give him coal instead of a nice new coat…jerk. Look all im trying to say is i will be 100% honest with you not 2% Truth 8%Cotten and 90% BULLSHIT (and may shrink in water) NO i am here to make my OPINIONS heard (thats all they are so dont get pissed off and sue me)
So if you want to know what your wife is thinking dig through her purse and grab yourself some money while your at it after all you made the effort to find out what she is thinking cause we all know she wont tell you. BUT! If you want to know what im thinking just open my wallet and you will be able to access by bank and steal my money, become a legal citizen, even know when the last time i had sex was from the experation date on the wrapper so come on in to OPENWALLET!
I will even talk to you about what you want to hear about just let me know what you want to hear or hell even what you dont want to hear I DONT CARE!
-The D
fucken a man people have enough bullshit to deal with in life. thanks for telling it like it is.